June 2010
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5 Signs you may be a Bad Co-worker →
I'm eating Doritos in the office...at my deeeessk!
notesfromundervault:
Nah-nah-nah-boo-boo.
(not allowed to have food at your desk: Hey, The Man…SUCK IT!)
I know I feel so rebelious today..I just had a Coke out of the can at my desk…YEE_HAW
Im so excited....
Me and fiancee’ are going out by ourselves for the first time in over a year….Movie and a dinner….
I am always losing bobby pins and hair ties.
d3dk0w:
thelazykitteh:
ohmythegenie:
cindyxlove:
Every time I buy a new pack, I always tell myself that I will keep them together this time and I will be more organized. But no, I always end up misplacing them -_-
i do this too -________-
i think this applies to everyone everywhere lol
it’s amazing how this happens to practically ever girl I know. how does it happen. is there like...
I now have to go buy some Ground beef and a loaf of bread along with some Crisco..
Quit it..your nasty..Its for dinner tomorrow night.
Hey, baby, you be a lawn, and I'll be the snake in...
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Youre stupid…
IF YOU HAVE A F_____ING LINE THAT IS JUST FOR...
that is all..
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Talking Dog For Sale
poobah:
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ’ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.. ‘You talk?’ he asks. ‘Yep,’ the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the...
If I had a Snickers..
I swear to God I would eat it….I would…NO, I really would.
nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:
nedhepburn:
Kenny...
Last night I dreamed President Obama asked me to...
notesfromundervault:
I couldn’t find any coffee in the White House, I ran around everywhere. I even checked the secret bunker where they keep aliens alive.
I couldn’t find any in my (Chicago) neighborhood stores or in my apartment’s cabinets.
Before I awoke, the last scene of the dream entailed watching me hide behind some bushes in the White House rose garden, nearly crying because I just...
I had a conversation with a woman last night:
Actually she is a very close person in my life; she called me crying, because her boyfriend came home and told her that he wanted to be single. I must add that they are both on 20 yrs old and have a 3 month old daughter. I sit for about an hour and just listened to her cry.
She thinks that her life is over. At 20 years old, she thinks that her life is over. I reminded her how strong and beautiful...
CAN YOU SAY...GIVE VEE A BREAK TUESDAY....
It is now 12:07pm and I have just had my FIRST cup of coffee. I am usually on the third by now…WTH
At bathtime tonight:
I got the water ready(you know bubbles, toys and all), and I walked out to get a towel I came back excactlly 2 seconds later. Well, I came back to my a flooded bathroom; in the 2 secs I was gone he some how managed to to pour the 3 gallons of water on the floor.
I asked him “D-who made this mess.”
His response his “Casey”
Now, I understand that this is probably not funny...
In a classroom if the teacher were to give only...
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Sigh-beria.
inothernews:
faithandbegorrah:
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Meh-scow.
Duh-tente?
Ala-bama (ohh! thats doesn’t fit)
Cornbread and mashed potatoes are GREAT with...
A response on the question of having your shit... →
wooliebear:
Excellent post.
I had to come to the same conclusion a couple of years ago. It was either get your sh** together or bathe in your sh** for the rest of your life…I choose to get it together…I really enjoyed this post..
isopod:
Things that crack me up:
Mom: Okay, you remember when you were little, how we were always making things?
Me: Yeah…
Mom: Someone at work had a magazine with one of the projects we made in it, and I got all excited and talked about the different things we used to do. The woman said “Funny, you don’t look like the crafty type.” I wanted to tell her “Funny, you don’t look like a...
isopod:
Things that crack me up, but that I also find wise and think I’ll live by from now on: from an email from a friend: “This guy and I went on a date to an aquarium. He pointed at the horseshoe crab and said ‘Aw, look at the stingray!’ He wasn’t being sarcastic. It made me realize it wouldn’t last.”
FUNNY!!!!!!
sistermarymartha:
I posted my comment about the juicy on a$$/ fashion/ labels before I read previous posts that you made....opps....anywho, I think your point on living beyond your means is the main point. I know a girl I work with/use to work with that is constantly complaing about being broke, but 2 seconds later she is bragging about the $200.00 she just spent on M.A.C Makeup....I won't to say Shut the he** up..
on the other hand, I am happy you found some cute joggies...with a little j
Damn! I've spent nearly $2000 in car repairs this...
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I am so sorry:( I will shed a tear for you…
Okay so listen, I know these women are nice...
sistermarymartha:
But it makes my skin crawl to hear (see) someone so clearly state that a label is what makes fashion, and if you can’t afford the true fashion, try to pull off a knock-off.
No.
Also, how does Jesus feel about Juicy being scrawled across your ass?
HOW DOES HE?
Lastly, I am actually a little sad that they are so thoroughly entrenched in gender roles.
I could not of said it...
