Bama Raised

isopod:

Things that crack me up:

Mom: Okay, you remember when you were little, how we were always making things?

Me: Yeah…

Mom: Someone at work had a magazine with one of the projects we made in it, and I got all excited and talked about the different things we used to do.  The woman said “Funny, you don’t look like the crafty type.”  I wanted to tell her “Funny, you don’t look like a bitch.”

 You are so funny…tell me more.